Episode Details
Release Date March 26, 2020
Runtime 1 hour 9 minutes
Previous Episode Episode 395
Intro Music Unknown

Episode description

Pete home schools his daughter about patriotism and Sebastian considers shaving his head bald!

Topics discussed

  • Pete messed up the recording from last cast and was afraid to tell Sebastian for a while.
  • Sebastian is worried Lana isn’t taking COVID seriously enough as she picks up pennies on a walk. The guys discuss public behavior best practices during the pandemic.
  • The family Zoom meet up with Sebastian’s in-laws is becoming a game show, the latest installment being Guess the Flag!
  • Sebastian is afraid he’s going bald, and is now thinking of shaving his head to see what it looks like.
  • The guys give a pre-review of Tiger King, check out episode 398 for their full review.
  • Pete freestyles home schooling with Sadie, including the mention of Adolf Hitler’s suicide.

Quotes from the episode

  • Sebastian: “You don’t pick up pennies in a pandemic!”
  • Sebastian: “The kid’s putting up flags and he’s like ‘You know what that one is?’ and I’m like ‘We don’t know flags from Uzbekistan.’”
  • Sebastian: “Or, are the transplant hairs that I got put in, now just falling out because they’ve never seen pandemic stress?” Pete: “You’ve got a good point, even if you called the doctor, he could be like ‘Guy they are not meant to survive C19.’”
  • Pete: “It’s just a matter of time before he says ‘I’m gonna de-claw one of these and fuck the shit out of it.’”
  • Pete: “Are you losing it dude?” Sebastian: “Am I losing my mind?” Pete: “Yeah.” Sebastian: “Well, I lost my mind a long time ago.”


Coronavirus, COVID-19, pandemic, recording, Zoom, hair, bald, balding, transplant, Tiger King, Netflix, home school, teaching, Hitler

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