Episode 289

Episode Details
Release Date	June 24, 2016
Runtime	1 hour, 4 minutes
Previous Episode	Episode 288
Intro Music	The Doors - Five to One

Sebastian's home, with interior design by Kelly Wearstler as featured in Architectural Digest December 2017.

Sebastian returns from an Italian adventure and Pete has some amazing news in this hilarious episode!

Topics discussed

• Lou has an encounter on the streets of NYC with Eddie Vedder.
• Sebastian slums it in coach and ends up next to an eccentric, possibly-professional trombone player and apple enthusiast.
• Pete’s father eats an apple from the tip of a knife, a technique which Pete uses on his young daughter.
• Sebastian's home is featured in Architectural Digest Magazine.
• Pete makes a special request for coffee on an airplane, feels the flight attendant’s outrage at his request is misplaced. Sebastian disagrees.
• Dogs in airports are becoming a problem.
• Pete deduces that DJ Lou is drunk based on his kind, passive demeanor.
• Santa’s visit to Fredonia leaves Pete wanting
• Sebastian attends an estrogen-charged gift wrapping party and is relegated to being a spectator to the only male conversation.
• Pete is considering inviting a member from his gym locker room to a gig, and then performing material he overheard the man talking about.

Quotes from the episode

• Pete: I’m here BTW, so stop mentioning me in the third person?!
• Jimmy from Boston: You’re yelling at fat girls on a plane, trying to stifle some imaginary movement that you created? And then you’re grabbing Sadie by the ankles and carrying her upstairs like a bucket of water! You’re like a modern day captain caveman, kid!
• Sebastian: They give you a beautiful case with cushions so none of the knobs get touched and you’re walking around with this thing in a bag that you put sandcastle equipment in?
• Sebastian: When you’re in a hurry, Louisiana is no place to be.
• DJ Lou: In case a campfire breaks out! (re: having a guitar at the ready)
• Pete: Even I’m uncomfortable hearing that you were flying in coach. This is not even good for the show!
• Sebastian: If you bring a book on the plane that is more than 250 pages, you’re gonna be a problem.
• Sebastian: This guys doin’ trombone techniques while he’s reading the book!
• Sebastian: It’s like a kennel at the gate at the airport.
• Sebastian: I don’t wanna see Santa walking back to his Ford Escort getting in with the outfit.
• Sebastian: It’s all girls, me, the one guy that’s there is gay. It’s a wrapping party! Pete: That’s their Super Bowl!
• Pete: How’d you know my name is Pete? She points to my Starbucks cup. I thought she saw me on TV.