Episode Details
Release Date March 6, 2017
Runtime 1 hour
Previous Episode Episode 250
Intro Music
The guys imagine what it would be like to host the Oscars, and reveal how they first said "I love you" to their wives!

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Quotes from the episode

  • So you’ll sleep in a sleep sack but you’ll wear another man’s underwear.
  • He had Visene, I don’t know why maybe he thinks I swim a lot?
  • I didn’t know this baby bash was gonna turn into a destination wedding.
  • If you wanted to see my bald head, you’d have to see it flying off the brooklyn bridge with the rest of my body.
  • I just have to say you are the prettiest little 12 year old girl I’ve ever seen.
  • This is almost like grandfather behavior.
  • She had a sidepiece while she was trying to figure out what we were doing!
  • I am always judging! You gotta get over it!
  • Rarely lose your cool? Bro you threw a santa hat over the hedges a month and a half ago! In front of your pregnant wife, loaded on eggnog you made for yourself!
  • I said “I love you” and she said “and I’m happy about that.”
  • I wanna kiss your belly. Right by an old horse.
  • Ooh! Are you getting ready for the big storm?!
  • We gotta get special bags. Guy, just put it in the dumpster.
  • The Amish don’t paint. You know who paints? The Indians!