Episode Details
Release Date September 9, 2016
Runtime 1 hour, 26 minutes
Previous Episode Episode 232
Intro Music

Pete helps Sebastian with preparing for parenthood, Sebastian hangs out with Brian Regan, and Pete explains last week's debacle!

Topics discussed

  • Pete explains why he pulled episode 232 after releasing it.
  • Sebastian is in Chicago experiencing high humidity and low foot traffic.
  • Pete suggests extreme measures to address the high murder rate in Chicago.
  • A discussion of Hillary Clinton’s health and Sebastian’s increasingly neutral political tone.
  • Sebastian does the peach schnapps shot with Brian Regan on the Oddball Comedy Festival, is impressed with how nice the comedian is.
  • An airline stewardess tries to impose on Pete to accommodate an elderly woman with oversized baggage.
  • JJ Watt sent Jackie Correale a pair of his new performance shoes.
  • Pete narrowly avoids being murdered while attempting to enjoy livestock, leading to a discussion of exterminating flies and mosquitoes
  • Sebastian laments not giving his wife a card on her birthday.
  • Sleeping with Sebastian - Trump Chicago and requisite steam room, perfect for a naked walk around
  • Pet peeves with children, including Sebastian’s proposal for duplicate indoor and outdoor toys.
  • Sebastian has not yet gone to the fertility clinic
  • A discussion of doing a live podcast
  • Sebastian has not completed the first book of his book-a-week program.

Quotes from the episode

  • You don’t take your wife to go look at your billboard on a motorized gerbil.
  • I don’t know if you can even say that based on the borderline threatening tweets and fb messages we’ve received.
  • the only thing the card would say is take a look at the gift
  • I’m so ready it’s like musical chairs :51
  • you don’t say hi to me? funeral in my head.
  • I can’t hear anything going on there’s no murders that I’m prevalent to
  • the guy in the phillipines I think actually wants to fight him
  • If Trump was president, and they called him a son of a whore, he’d turn to the pilot and go “floor it!”
  • You’re getting very neutral in your tone
  • I think a kangaroo is different from a mosquito
  • If there was a toilet paper tax, I’d wipe my ass with the towels.
  • I can’t wait to show you how we do it.
  • You play chariots of fire…I’ll walk out on stilts.
  • I freeballed it. I did a naked walk around.