Sebastian has some bad news besides going to an awful party and Pete gives an Amish update, plus the guys teach us how to talk to women!
Topics discussed
News of Sebastian’s show not being picked up elicits supportive comments from everyone except his father
Sebastian attends an underwhelming surprise party for an adult man, his attempts to interact with a child backfire.
A discussion of how the guys intend to age and expire, plus etiquette for the surviving spouse.
Response to Pete’s boom truck operation has been positive, and the Amish continue to impress by going the extra mile.
A clip of Pete’s political humor
Discussion of “picking” from the meal as it is prepared vs. waiting to be served
After a trip to the grocery store, Sebastian outlines his produce regimen
Conversation tips for speaking with women and regulating your spouse in conversation
Quotes from the episode
Jimmy from Boston: You might think you’re not saying the F word anymore, but you def aint saying it any less! Clean it up, will ya?
Sebastian: My show didn’t go. That’s the introduction for today.
Sebastian: Kids came to the party, found out there was no alcohol, said “surprise” and “g’bye” it was me and my parents.
Sebastian: Babe…just remember…we got a great roof!
Pete: …and don’t fuck nobody! I’m watchin' you!
Pete: Jackie would be like: Guy, you’re ruining the put, my hands are full of shit, I not doing it right now.
Sebastian: I don’t wanna have to eat my alcohol.
Sebastian: What I see coming’ at my head is 2 soles
Sebastian: This your’s?!
Sebastian: Still with this?
Sebastian: Do you think anybody’s gonna relate to that? * Pete: It’s not gonna get picked up. It doesn’t matter.
Sebastian: You sound like a woman!
Sebastian: Pattern yourself off of Pete’s broomstick drug bit with it going in a woman’s vagina...if he was single, he would have seen where the broomstick went!
