The guys separately spend time with Brian Regan, Tony Danza, and Jerry Seinfeld!
Sebastian is in a dilemma having acquired two hard-to-get reservations to the same restaurant, prompting a discussion of the inner workings of the reservation racket.
Pete has a great time during his shows with Brian Regan and learns about peach schnapps, tour busses, Wayons brothers sexual preferences
Inspired by Regan's partaking of local cuisine, Pete hits up Slyman's corn beef in Cleveland.
Shuli checks in, offers himself and his kids as possible fill-in co-hosts.
Sebastian talks about his dinner at Patsy's with Tony Danza
Tony Danza has a full side-production of the show to prepare for this role as Sebastian's father
Sebastian has cast Vanessa Lachey as the Lana character, casting a child actor has him
Sebastian gets a master class in TV comedy via a dinner with Jerry Seinfeld and subsequent appearance at the Comedy Store
Sebastian reminisces about his high school girlfriend Karen taking him to see live comedy in Rosemont IL, Pete talks about his first taste of live comedy, coupled with a magic act and his first zinger.
Pete tells a story about Denis Leary owning a hockey rink in his old neighborhood
Sebastian is receiving wine in the mail despite not remembering placing the order
The guys discuss a name for Sebastian's TV show
Quotes from the episode
Pete: "It used to be tequila, now it's peach schnapps. What? You writin a fuckin book?"
Pete: "You're sitting there in the belly of the beast goin 'yeah I hear ya!'"
Sebastian: "I felt like I was in 1953...the only thing missing was a little cigarette after the meal!"
Sebastian: "He actually hit me at the table!"
Pete: "No disrespect here, but I don't have any Tony Danza ukulele albums...the guy's got hobbies."
Pete: "Being friends with you is like being friends with Richard Branson...What'd you do last week? I got a turkey sandwich. Funny thing: I WENT to Turkey, to get a sandwich!"