Episode Details
Release Date February 19, 2016
Runtime 1 hour, 10 minutes
Previous Episode Episode 207
Intro Music Fleetwood Mac - "The Chain"

Pete and Sebastian give their "Italian Take" on current events including stories about men's games in the shower and cheap Valentines gifts!

Topics discussed

  • Casting for Sebastian is giving Sebastian "somewhere to be in the morning"
  • Sebastian went to see Last Man Standing and met Tim Allen to discuss the sitcom transition
  • "Embarrassing Grammar" package by DJ Lou
  • A discussion of the guys' differing views on Valentine's Day cards, gifts
  • Greeting card etiquette: filling the space with writing, cash or checks
  • Italian Take: fainting, can we have a president that uses the word, "pussy?", would the Zika virus dissuade you from competing in the olympics?, should the Pope be disciplining kids, Presidential pets
  • Sebastian's father had the first tanning bed in the Chicagoland area at Luigi & Salvo in the 1980s.
  • Pete has a controversial photo of his daughter in the bathtub with another child after a mixed-gender bath.
  • Pete is debating giving his priest is comedy CD, despite it's coarse language
  • A gifted book of "The Comedians: Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels, and the History of American Comedy " from Vlad Komino has Pete enjoying the subject matter

Quotes from the episode

  • Todd from Massachusetts (assistant to Jimmy from Boston): "Between Biscuit’s LA witchdoctor and Petey’s small town hack your money, pop some advil, and get on with your lives like gentlemen!"
  • DJ Lou: "I could listen to him say mey-mey all day-day!"
  • Sebastian: "At this point in the marriage, is it just a blank card that says ‘Pete’?"
  • Pete: "What are you, a high school girl? You have peach schnapps? STOP SPINNIN."
  • Sebastian: "It's gonna be a beautiful structure." re: Trump wall
  • Pete: "I'm looking at my reflection, I think my mother had Zika when I was born. My head is disproportionate bro."
  • Sebastian: "That's how I felt I was gonna meet Michael Jackson. He'd come up to me!"
  • Sebastian: "Well I could see you yelling at the Pope. Absolutely."
  • Sebastian: "That's a virtual threesome!"
  • Sebastian: "I can't have sex with anybody-where's Pete's CD?"