Episode Details
Release Date December 23, 2015
Runtime 1 hour, 25 minutes
Previous Episode Episode 199
Intro Music Willie Nelson - "Please come home for Christmas"

It's our Christmas Show and our 200th show!!! Lots of surprises in store in this extra special, hilarious episode!


Topics discussed

  • Pete's ill, and nothing special is planned for show 200.
  • Lana is also sick, but Sebastian is an unbelievable nurse.
  • Sebastian is doing cardio-tennis in Naples.
  • Dr. Ron Desalvo unleashed heavy pain in Sebastian's patella, but don't bother trying to get an appointment.
  • An in-depth discussion of Elf on the Shelf
  • Proper gratitude etiquette for children opening gifts
  • Pete finally buys an HDTV and is amazed by the difference, Sebastian is stunned that is only now he has gone HD.
  • Sebastian went to see Star Wars with his in-laws, in matching t-shirts.
  • DJ Lou show-within-a-show celebrating the birthday of Eddie Vedder
  • Italian take: decomposing out on the lawn, paying a ticket for cursing, where to take a one-night stand, wearing an internal shoe lift
  • What is Obama doing on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?

Quotes from the episode

  • Pete "How insulting is that? Not only do I beat you, but I jump over the net to say 'How do you like that, bitch?'"
  • Sebastian: "It's a way to discipline the's a scam."
  • Sebastian: "Anytime you get a gift, you act like it's the best thing you've ever seen. And then when the people leave, you say 'this sucks'"
  • Sebastian: "I was a little iffy about doing the cast today, but now I'm involved!"
  • Sebastian: "I've never heard anyone say "it's so clear...we gotta take it back!"
  • Pete: "We don't open your mother-in-law's gifts until Christmas because it's usually nicer than half the shit we get each other."
  • Sebastian: "This ain't Bangledesh, this is Hollywood, and we don't put dead carcasses out on the lawn."