Episode Details
Release Date May 15, 2015
Runtime 1 hour, 34 minutes
Previous Episode Episode 169
Intro Music Kings of Leon, "Slow Night, So Long"

Pete's Showtime special happened, Sebastian had a sleep over at the NFL's defensive player of the year's house, and they play "Man-arios!" Those are scenarios that a man should be able to deal with...

Topics discussed

  • Pete recaps his Showtime special performance
  • Sebastian completes his week at J.J. Watt's house, ready to try out for the NFL now.
  • An organized crime figure in witness protection attends Sebastian's Houston show.
  • Sebastian attends an American Idol taping
  • Connetquot High School honors Pete in the visual arts hall of fame.
  • Man-arios! Big rig stick shift, deep diving, flag pole, cigarette, gift for dead friend, psycho home invader, bank robbery hostage, siphon gasoline.
  • 6-minute edit of Pete's "embarrassing grammar" by DJ Lou.

Quotes from the episode

  • Pete: "I just seeded the lawn...if the mob do come here, they better use the sidewalk."
  • Pete: "You got a bat up there?" Sebastian: "No, but I'm gonna get one after this story."
  • Pete: "I'm out, but I will turn to the pregnant lady and lip the word, 'Sorry.'"
  • J.J. Watt: "Not during meals." (re: photos)