Episode 188

Sebastian is almost homeless and the guys discuss where to bury their loved ones!


 * Sebastian is in a mood resulting from the slow progress of his home renovation (new ETA: May 2016), temporary housing search and the toll it's taking on his relationship
 * Pete suggests Sebastian purchase a Pied-à-terre
 * Sebastian notices he is in a pattern of being on the receiving end of financial abuse
 * Pete and Jackie are in disagreement on Pete's phone apps being out of date
 * Sebastian recommends the city of Portland clean itself up, plus his strategy for avoiding beggers.
 * After an initial misstep at their upscale hotel, Sebastian and Lana get the presidential treatment
 * Pete's Showtime special will air Friday the 13th of November
 * Sebastian is juicing again
 * Sebastian's Dad is in Cefalù, Sicily; free of aches and pains and yelling into his Skype conversation with Sebastian.
 * A discussion of wills, estates and the importance of making one's wishes known ahead of time.
 * Pete confronts a driver who is revving his engine loudly in the neighborhood
 * Sebastian will appear on The Fighter and the Kid and Tom Papa's podcast


 * Sebastian: "I'm basically naked doing the cast."
 * Pete: "I'm wondering...elevator?"
 * Sebastian: "I got no underwear on today. I'm freeballin it."
 * Sebastian: "Google just came back and said 'is this Pete Correale that's saying this?'"
 * Sebastian: "Pied-à-terre? I turned it into an Italian word." Pete: "Well, that's what you do."
 * Sebastian: "It looks like burning man, in Portland."
 * Sebastian: "La settimana ho avuto oggi!"
 * Pete: "The woman is talking about what she wants done with her body, and you're trying to make a Sunday afternoon out of it?"
 * Pete: "Like the Stanley cup! Every player gets it for a night! Who's to say the urn ain't mobile?"
 * Sebastian: "True dat." Pete: "Oh boy you let that slip. What, did you just see Straight Outta Compton?"