Episode 12

The JJ Watt interview


 * Pete is debating bringing his dog along on his appearance at Stand Up Scottsdale
 * A discussion of driving vs flying
 * The guys struggle with text and phone etiquette with JJ Watt and Rob Schneider, but Sebastian is confident in his personalized amenity bag idea for guests
 * The guys' "casual" double date underscores their similarities and differences
 * Sebastian interviews JJ Watt in his car
 * Pete's bathroom experiences
 * Pete announces his wife's pregnancy for the first time on the cast
 * Sebastian will be attending the Freedom Course to address why he doesn't like people eating his cherries
 * A clip from Pete's live show about identifying as ex-catholic


 * Sebastian: I don't know what tell him before a football game, I said "kick some ass today!"
 * Sebastian: He has a foundation. We could donate to his foundation. Pete: What if we say we donated, but we don't?
 * Sebastian: I got the gluten free burger with rice cakes and an egg.
 * Sebastian: This is why I don't let anybody into my life.
 * Sebastian: I don't know what's going on at your house where you came up with "erotic cake"