Episode 410

Pete visits Fatal Attraction and Sebastian brings props to his Zoom happy hour performance.


 * Sebastian recaps his virtual dinner with guest appearances from Watt, Seinfeld, and Rick Caruso.
 * The guys discuss various outdoor games including spike ball, croquet, and lawn darts.
 * Pete is complimented by a neighbor on his home and experiences a direct handshake in the process.
 * Sebastian has another Zoom call and underperforms with his mosquito catcher, with Lana trying to coach him up on the side.
 * Pete’s sandwich has a hair in it and the guys discuss when to throw the food out or stick with it.


 * Sebastian: “If you would’ve told me we would be 64 days inside when this thing started I would’ve told you you were on some type of methamphetamine coupled with some fentanyl.”
 * Pete: “There’s a reason there’s no new games, because everything that good has been invented. We could play a game where we dig a hole and stick our fucking heads in it and time ourselves, but is it really a game?”
 * Pete: “If you ever did want to get a hit man, what do you do first? Google?”
 * Sebastian’s hypothetical goon: “You might want to relax with the fence.”

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