Episode 184

Sebastian visits a Turkish bathhouse and Pete gets into yet another altercation!


 * Pete is in Lake Champlain Island in the middle of a field
 * Took his daughter to the island clinic with a fever, suspicion of Coxsackievirus
 * Sebastian's privacy is violated by knock-and-enter hotel staff
 * Sebastian picked up a bug in Turkey and has been in the bathroom since
 * DJ Lou interlude with a Pete crowd interaction
 * Sebastian's public restroom nesting ritual, including bringing his own natural odor eliminator (Freshwave)
 * Sebastian's adventures in a Turkish bath
 * Listener advice column: proposing to a woman with an intimidating mother
 * Sebastian posits a suggestion for avoiding shootings with pre crime head-baggings.
 * Pete has a doosey of a travel story involving Dollar rent-a-car.
 * Pete butt-dials JJ Watt.


 * Pete: "Even when she needs Tylenol, I'm like, should I break it up?" Sebastian: "Yeah, muddle it, like a mojito."
 * Pete: "You almost hate to leave, it's like a bird that's done with the nest."
 * Pete: "To the point where if the plane went down and you had an opportunity to save that person, you might not based on what they left in the bathroom."
 * Pete: "When someone says they drink a lot of water, I almost want to waterboard 'em."
 * Pete: "She's like a matador!"
 * Pete: "He basically said 'I'd be happy to jerk that angry face off of ya if you'd like!'"
 * Sebastian: "I don't think we're using the head bag enough."
 * Pete: "All of a sudden she goes Compton on me!"