Episode 5


 * In light of failed attempts by DJ Lou to secure Lolo Jones as a guest, Sebastian teases next week's guest: Los Angeles Jesus Christ
 * Discussion of exotic locales where the guys have performed, including Pete entering "enemy territory" with Mario Bassil in Lebanon and Sebastian sneaking into meet Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi
 * Live clip from Pete in Des Moines, Iowa
 * Pete's brush with Billy Joel
 * Commercials for free for products we actually like: Sebastian presents Lululemon
 * Sebastian travels on camelback to see Egyptian tombs, enduring multiple police shakedowns


 * Sebastian: "Hey Lolo...you missed out."
 * Mario Bassil: "Would you like to come back to my apartment with my fiancé and experience *real* Lebanon?"
 * Sebastian: "You heard pot, and then you heard Hezbollah, and you're still takin' the pot."
 * Sebastian: "Here's wearing a full blown suit with the glove shoes."
 * Sebastian: "I was more impressed with the Wynn Hotel and the Bellagio fountain." (Compared to Egyptian pyramids)