Episode 242

Sebastian marches in a parade and gets a home nurse. Pete prepares for Christmas and home intruders.


 * Sebastian is having his tree delivered, and the guys are both in the full spirit of Christmas.
 * A throwback clip about Sebastian’s eggnog
 * More police activity at Pete’s apartment complex
 * Pete is disappointed in his visit to the Central Park Zoo.
 * Pete thinks the intervals between his Dad’s kiss-hello greetings are too short
 * Pete's request for a rollaway bed requires multiple calls and an impasse of the $25 charge
 * Friend of the show JJ Watt experiences a flight incident of his own and keeps the guys updated via text.
 * Sebastian is interviewing a night nurse, prompting mixed reactions from friends and family.
 * Sebastian attends his first parade, as a float participant in the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade.
 * A potential home intruder at Sebastian’s house leads to a discussion of their home defense procedures.


 * No need to rent the UFC fight, just have one dude try to guess what kind of underwear another dude’s wife is wearing, then sit back and enjoy the festivities!
 * Outside, inside, upside down. Fire it up. Let’s do this. It’s Trump time. Everybody buy, buy, buy!
 * You put that on the roof, your white trash level quotient goes up ten fold.
 * Get your new baby Jesus doll for the upcoming year
 * Who is he? Al Capone?
 * I had my face on a couch pillow…you know a man naked probably stuck that between his legs right on his balls. You know that.
 * I speak to no one.
 * “Apartment Complex” sounds like something’s gonna go down.