Episode 167

Sebastian gets advice from a comedy legend and Pete prepares for his Showtime special!




 * Sebastian is anticipating staying at J.J. Watt's house in Houston.
 * Discussion of the guy's athletic prowess; including Pete's Alonzo Mourning interaction, Sebastian is nauseated by "golf talk" at Pinehurst Golf Course.
 * Comedy club etiquette/enjoyment tips
 * Viewer voicemails (716-638-0759)
 * Pete goes clothes shopping in Buffalo, NY for his Showtime special.
 * Sebastian dines at El Posto, shares a stage with a bescarved Jerry Seinfeld, gets advice on new/old material
 * Pete solicits house painting bids from a colorful cast of characters
 * Sebastian's sociable driver offers him orange peanut butter crackers


 * Sebastian: "When you go to a comedy club...and they say 'keep talking to a minimum'...how about no talking?"
 * Sebastian: "She's a look-and-laugher"
 * Pete: "Unless you were choking and she's giving you instructions on the Heimlich Maneuver...save it."
 * Sebastian: "For some reason this guy thinks I'm gonna do what? Finger her?"