Episode 220

Sebastian has some bad news besides going to an awful party and Pete gives an Amish update, plus the guys teach us how to talk to women!


 * News of Sebastian’s show not being picked up elicits supportive comments from everyone except his father
 * Sebastian attends an underwhelming surprise party for an adult man, his attempts to interact with a child backfire.
 * A discussion of how the guys intend to age and expire, plus etiquette for the surviving spouse.
 * Response to Pete’s boom truck operation has been positive, and the Amish continue to impress by going the extra mile.
 * A clip of Pete’s political humor
 * Discussion of “picking” from the meal as it is prepared vs. waiting to be served
 * After a trip to the grocery store, Sebastian outlines his produce regimen
 * Conversation tips for speaking with women and regulating your spouse in conversation


 * Jimmy from Boston: You might think you’re not saying the F word anymore, but you def aint saying it any less! Clean it up, will ya?
 * Sebastian: My show didn’t go. That’s the introduction for today.
 * Sebastian: Kids came to the party, found out there was no alcohol, said “surprise” and “g’bye” it was me and my parents.
 * Sebastian: Babe…just remember…we got a great roof!
 * Pete: …and don’t fuck nobody! I’m watchin' you!
 * Pete: Jackie would be like: Guy, you’re ruining the put, my hands are full of shit, I not doing it right now.
 * Sebastian: I don’t wanna have to eat my alcohol.
 * Sebastian: What I see coming’ at my head is 2 soles
 * Sebastian: This your’s?!
 * Sebastian: Still with this?
 * Sebastian: Do you think anybody’s gonna relate to that? * Pete: It’s not gonna get picked up. It doesn’t matter.
 * Sebastian: You sound like a woman!
 * Sebastian: Pattern yourself off of Pete’s broomstick drug bit with it going in a woman’s vagina...if he was single, he would have seen where the broomstick went!