Episode 191

Pete is stuck on a boat before his new special comes out and Sebastian gets coffee with Seinfeld!


 * Pete is on the boat going through extensive safety training and expectorating in public.
 * Pete's investigative instincts kick in when a shared bathroom is defiled.
 * A discussion of aging and physical appearance, including Pete's jowl tan lines.
 * Show within a show where DJ Lou tells about his dream of having a slumber party with Eddie Vedder.
 * Sebastian has a delicious Jimmy Johns experience despite an angry, apathetic staff.
 * Performing on the Oddball Comedy Festival has Sebastian spoiled by private jet travel, blackballed because of his politics.
 * Sebastian's punctuality and professionalism as Johnny the Groundhog impresses the cast and crew.
 * Jerry Seinfeld picks up Sebastian and takes him out for a hot beverage, beginning a whirlwind 48 hours of first-class treatment.
 * Live clip of Pete calling out a couple for making out
 * Pete is celebrating his 15th wedding anniversary, don't forget to watch his Showtime special on Friday, November 13.


 * Jimmy from Boston: "You gotta attack that bastard like Petey's thighs attack each other in those white corduroy pants."
 * Sebastian: "I better not see a drop of any of your fluid in the bathroom."
 * Pete: "There's a tanline where I didn't get color cause there's a foldover on my old face."
 * Sebastian: "It's nice to eat a Jimmy Johns in peace and without getting looked at by your wife like you're doing a line of coke."
 * Pete: "Bernie Sanders...I can't have you next to Putin having a cup a coffee."
 * Sebastian: "Answer your own question and move the meeting along."
 * Pete: "Can someone use the Rosetta Stone so I can have a conversation in the elevator?"
 * Sebastian: "I know I'm supposed to wait...but I'm dying to know what the lemons are for."
 * Sebastian: "I'm hoping they take some of what I look like and infuse that into the groundhog."
 * Pete: "This *whole night* is me."