Episode 208

Pete and Sebastian give their "Italian Take" on current events including stories about men's games in the shower and cheap Valentines gifts!


 * Casting for Sebastian is giving Sebastian "somewhere to be in the morning"
 * Sebastian went to see Last Man Standing and met Tim Allen to discuss the sitcom transition
 * "Embarrassing Grammar" package by DJ Lou
 * A discussion of the guys' differing views on Valentine's Day cards, gifts
 * Greeting card etiquette: filling the space with writing, cash or checks
 * Italian Take: fainting, can we have a president that uses the word, "pussy?", would the Zika virus dissuade you from competing in the olympics?, should the Pope be disciplining kids, Presidential pets
 * Sebastian's father had the first tanning bed in the Chicagoland area at Luigi & Salvo in the 1980s.
 * Pete has a controversial photo of his daughter in the bathtub with another child after a mixed-gender bath.
 * Pete is debating giving his priest is comedy CD, despite it's coarse language
 * A gifted book of "The Comedians: Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels, and the History of American Comedy " from Vlad Komino has Pete enjoying the subject matter


 * Todd from Massachusetts (assistant to Jimmy from Boston): "Between Biscuit’s LA witchdoctor and Petey’s small town hack doctor...save your money, pop some advil, and get on with your lives like gentlemen!"
 * DJ Lou: "I could listen to him say mey-mey all day-day!"
 * Sebastian: "At this point in the marriage, is it just a blank card that says ‘Pete’?"
 * Pete: "What are you, a high school girl? You have peach schnapps? STOP SPINNIN."
 * Sebastian: "It's gonna be a beautiful structure." re: Trump wall
 * Pete: "I'm looking at my reflection, I think my mother had Zika when I was born. My head is disproportionate bro."
 * Sebastian: "That's how I felt I was gonna meet Michael Jackson. He'd come up to me!"
 * Sebastian: "Well I could see you yelling at the Pope. Absolutely."
 * Sebastian: "That's a virtual threesome!"
 * Sebastian: "I can't have sex with anybody-where's Pete's CD?"