Episode 228

Pete meets one of his heroes and Sebastian has a disturbing time at the doctor in this hilarious episode!


 * Pete spends a whirlwind evening meeting Billy Joel and dining with Chaz Palminteri
 * Sebastian goes to a Hollywood doctor with long hair, has a great experience save for his own underwhelming presentation
 * The guys are gearing up for their participation in the montreal comedy festival.
 * Pete’s family trip to Wet & Wild Waterpark leaves him disappointed in his fellow humans
 * Sebastian however, is surprised at the caliber of individual at the San Diego Comic Con
 * Sebastian gets the most expensive haircut of his life, while Pete gets a touch-up in the kitchen sink.


 * Pete: I promised myself I wasn’t gonna say “Big Fan…” and then I opened with it.
 * Pete: What a gesture! I was moved!
 * Pete: I think Billy Joel could sense that he was in the presence of his biggest fan in the world…Kevin James: “The whole room could sense that.”
 * Sebastian: He went in for a checkup…they told him he’s got 3 days to live!
 * Sebastian: We nicknamed him “Hot Doc”
 * Pete: It doesn’t matter, if I do or not, that thing, guy. Don’t worry about it.
 * Pete: Alright man, we goin’ down cumdump alley right now?
 * Sebastian: I take down my pants and my dick is the smallest I’ve ever seen it.
 * Sebastian: When I saw it, I almost had to apologize.
 * Sebastian: I fill it up to the top, had a nice head on it.
 * Pete: It’s a skirt of hanging skin all around his feet
 * Pete: Where do you live, dude?
 * Pete: I thought you’d at least say, maybe you should donate them to kids with small dicks, cause that seems to be a bigger concern of yours.
 * Pete: 95% of the time I looked at my father as a child, he was in a suit!
 * Pete: Maybe she’s stunning, and she’s just like “You earned it, baby"