Episode 199

The guys talk about getting fired from early jobs, men crying, Christmas stuff, and Sebastian dancing!


 * Jimmy from Boston's criticisms lead Pete to feel like he's overstepping his bounds
 * After consideration, the back catalog of episodes will remain free at no charge, so DJ Lou will not have to replace all the music with royalty-free alternatives
 * A discussion of finding hidden talents at a young age leads Pete to divulge his passion for stilt-walking.
 * Sebastian talks about telemarketing for Olan Mills Portrait Studios and an ill-fated attempt to get a friend a job alongside him.
 * The guys compare observations of people's living behavior, refrigerator decor and house smells from their days working in plumbing and portrait sales.
 * Sebastian is taken aback by Pete's reluctance to make the eggnog.
 * Sebastian recommends Saint Vincent (2014) starring Bill Murray.
 * A discussion of the cathartic value of men crying, and how often is appropriate.
 * Sebastian recommends Serial, This American Life #574 Dec 14 2015, tribute to Frank Sinatra.
 * Sebastian is interviewing candidates for an assistant, and the talent pool has him disappointed in the interviewees, and the country at large.


 * Sebastian: "Did he go rogue?"
 * Pete: "I don't use that, "ASAP." I find it to be rude."
 * Sebastian: "You need the documents right away or the client is gonna be furious. Ay, you get it when you get it."
 * Pete: "That's the bounciest shit I ever heard; we're in the bottom of the ninth and you're going home for piano lessons?"
 * Sebastian: "Did you have anything? Other than this so-called basketball career you think you had?"
 * Sebastian: "How the hell are we on episode 200, and just now I'm finding out you walk on stilts?"
 * Sebastian: "You're walkin around on stilts, and you're making fun of Danny talking piano?"
 * Sebastian: "There's stuff on the bottom where the freezer is!"
 * Pete: "I never carried my house smell out with me, man."
 * Sebastian: "This guy ain't working for Olan Mills, he's working for Olan Millilldo of the Gambino crime family."
 * Sebastian: "You might have to see a doctor. I've never heard of that." Pete: "Oh so it's only OK to cry when a movie star is patting your shoulder?"
 * Sebastian: "Not only myself, but flanked by four professional dancers?"
 * Sebastian: "Thanks for your time, but you're gonna have to leave."