Episode 2


 * Pete skipped his wife's friend's annual 4th of July part on Lake Erie, missed a shirtless Rob "The Gronk" Gronkowski, hammock sleeping
 * Pete asks Sebastian about the prospects of his father selling his sperm to breed more comedians with his talent level
 * Live clip from Pete's show regarding ass-grabbing
 * Sebastian tells the story of visiting his Lana's family in North Carolina; preparing to ask the family for her hand in marriage and requisite shedding of tears
 * "This is gonna get emotional" crying interlude by DJ Lou
 * Russians have moved in next door to Pete's "porn den"; bringing with them a pet rabbit, outdoor couch, blankets and kitty litter on the roof.
 * A discussion of aversion to jumping another's car, Sebastian's concerns about contagious car problems.
 * Pete tests out Sebastian's acting chops on a barber monologue cold read.
 * Don't call Sebastian's Dad a barber, he's a hairstylist.
 * Sebastian is getting friendly with John Legend, attends a pool party and brings a bottle of Grey Goose, unaware Legend is sponsored by the vodka and gets free product
 * Pete tells a story about partying with John Mayer and committing a social faux-pas.


 * Sebastian: "And now the tears start coming..." Pete: "From you? Unbelievable."
 * Pete: "You've been meaning to talk to her all week, but you've been too busy sleeping with her daughter downstairs to come upstairs and ask if you could marry her...too."
 * Pete: "I am most likely making love to my wife in the same room that Ron Jeremy banged chicks in."