Episode 391

Sebastian gets aggravated on his flight, Pete sneaks naps, and both guys contemplate the consequences of imaginary cheating.


 * Sebastian has a passenger constantly opening the shade on a flight and tells the tale of a disrespectful passenger wanting to switch seats.
 * Pete encounters a strict TSA agent and snaps to get his license back, which was not well received.
 * Pete is sneaking naps in the writer’s room by using paper to shield his face and fake looking out of the window.
 * Pete wants to assure his father in law that he has never cheated, and Sebastian thinks it’s a bad idea. More cheating topics are discussed.
 * The listeners helped Fredonia get $500,000 and Pete receives a thankful letter from the county area Chamber of Commerce head. Sebastian wonders if Pete’s street can be renamed Correale Avenue.


 * Sebastian: “61 times he opened the drape, I counted.” Pete: “Bro, the only thing more bizarre than him doing that is the fact that you fucking counted.”
 * Pete: “You’re waiting for this sack of shit to come back. You know you gotta get up again at some fucking point…Until that happens, I know there’s gonna be an interruption in my mini-living room.”
 * Pete: “I am three feet away from a guy in a Darth Vader mask and I’m eating a fucking cupcake and I’m like ‘One of us is a dummy right now, I don’t know who it is yet.’”
 * Pete: “It’s been a little bit longer than most people take to look at my license. He’s doing the up and down, up and down, like there’s a Mohammed somewhere in my name.”
 * Sebastian: “By the way, what does DJ Hank look like?” Pete: “Oh bro, now you’re making me do improv? He’s got a full head of hair, he doesn’t smoke cigarettes, and he loves Nirvana and hates Pearl Jam.”
 * Sebastian: “I would automatically take off the mask and go ‘Who’d you fuck?’”



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