Episode 189

Sebastian tells of burning bodies in Italy and we play the audio of Pete getting banned from a car rental place!


 * A pre-show glimpse into Jackie playing tech support to Pete
 * Sebastian is settled in to his 6-month temporary home, has spent the day hooking up technology and impressing himself with his accomplishments
 * A discussion of couple's pillow lifestyles, including custom hand-made pillows
 * Pete's efforts to shop locally are rewarded with a less-than-stellar mattress shopping experience
 * Sebastian and Lana are the only straight couple in a building of gay men, getting into conversations at the garbage chute
 * Audio of Pete's Dollar car rental altercation
 * Additional ideas for creative uses for loved ones' ashes
 * Pete is disappointed in the lackluster listener response to his Acting Hall of Fame
 * Sebastian's father is dismayed to find his ancestors have been incinerated and their grave supplanted
 * Lana and Sebastian confront a neighbor who is running attack simulations with his dog in the front yard, Pete reports on his friend's unorthodox tree disposal methods to Sebastian's disapproval
 * Pete is disgusted to see Anthony Bourdain joke about having sex with food


 * Pete: "Half of our listeners thought a custom made pillow meant a pillow that said "Go Steelers."
 * Pete: "Like a doctor's office, you should lay down a new piece of paper every time." (re: Mattress stores)
 * Pete: "His 'tired' is happier than my 'happy!'"
 * Pete: "I try to put all these nice spices in the sauce and nobody cares, they just want the sauce!"
 * Pete: "What, are they building a house for Craig T. Nelson?!"
 * Anthony Bourdain: "It's only out of deference to you that I'm not thrusting my penis into [the cheese] right now."