Episode 388

Pete witnesses a crime and Sebastian tries to stay on his feet at the Oscars!


 * Sebastian is having trouble with the valet at the Hollywood iHeart studio.
 * Pete sneaks in the cast by ditching the writer’s room, and talks about the ins and outs of the studio work day.
 * Sebastian has a celebrity golf event with a stacked list of stars on the course.
 * Sebastian recaps the Oscars including stories of plain clothes security, trying avoid another tripping incident, and setting his tuxedo buttons up for a potential stage journey.
 * Pete encounters a police raid at the hotel room next to his and has a fellow laundromat user washing horse coats.
 * Pete goes back to visit his childhood home and gets a surprising tour inside.


 * Pete: “Could you imagine if I got fired during the cast?”
 * Pete: “You don’t like people seeing you do things that you don’t do well bro!”
 * Tiger Woods (to Sebastian): “You wear the tightest clothes in comedy.”
 * Pete: “I wanted to be like ‘Guy, put your pen down and Google me. Three specials, three hour specials alright. You should be semi-nervous right now.’”
 * Pete: “It’s called memory lane guy, take a stroll.”
 * Sebastian: “Right before that I turned to the cop and I go ‘I’m dying here bro, this is fucking boring.’”
 * Sebastian: “It reminded me of like the bell is gonna ring in school, a minute left, and then somebody raises their hand and wants to ask a question and you’re like ‘Oh no, it’s Friday. Just ask it Monday.’”



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