Episode 205

Sebastian goes on Seinfeld's show and the guys talk about the president's greatest secrets!


 * The guys recap the release of Sebastian's episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
 * Sebastian has a vision scare, resulting in a cracked-windshield effect on his vision
 * Pete shares his self-affirmation method of warding off heart attacks, baldness, and crooked teeth
 * Pete's Jeep comes back from a repair having been smoked in, despite his friend's assurances to the contrary
 * A fellow flyer gets overly familiar with Pete's headphones
 * Show within a show about Eddie Vedder's speeches.
 * Pete tells of his own Seinfeld encounter in New York.
 * A discussion of the President's car, home, correspondence.
 * Sebastian discusses the process of interviewing for an assistant, including a candidate who is a fan of the podcast.
 * Sebastian meets actor Frank Vincent after a show
 * An argument about a car wash shakes Pete's confidence in his authority and the respect he receives from his wife.


 * Jimmy from Boston: "I didn’t know if you showed up to cast with Petey or sell him an 8-ball!"
 * Pete's (ex) realtor: "Saw your Showtime special. Pretty good."
 * Pete: "I tell my body, 'We don't do heart attacks.'"
 * Pete: "What if there's an emergency? Are you gonna run with your flip flops back to the limo?"
 * Pete: "There can only be one chief." Sebastian: "And apparently it's Jackie!"