Episode 209

Sebastian reveals the iconic actor who will play his sitcom father and Pete delivers an ode to The Walking Dead!


 * Sebastian just got out of a float tank
 * Also up on the cleanse
 * Sebastian underwhelmed with Hawaii, Pete not into the Hawaiians
 * A successful businessman gives Sebastian his autobiography, Pete is unimpressed.
 * Sebastian tells the story of talking to Tony Danza on the phone
 * Pete learns of direct messages on Twitter
 * Pete has submitted his audition to Sebastian’s show, with impressive production values
 * Pete experiences the singular greatest 1 hour television experience of his life
 * Pete’s wife refuses to see if "the dog will come out of the doghouse"
 * Pretty Berg Amburg from the Comedians book stabbing Milton Burle


 * Sebastian: We’ve got a guest?" Pete: "Yeah, a six pack of blue moon!"
 * Pete: "I don’t like you, right now. I don’t like this guy. Way too Tony Robbins for me."
 * Pete: "I’m not really into the Hawaiians, man."
 * Sebastian: "Can you believe this is happening?!"
 * Sebastian: "What do you think the second greatest show of all time is?" Pete: "Shit, Magnum PI"
 * Pete: "I’m covered in the guts with them, Bro!"
 * Pete: "Imagine if I died, and I still had 2 episodes of TWD left, I’d be so pissed!"
 * Pete: "Give a little rub, see if the doggy comes out of the doghouse!"
 * Pete: "It’s like my Beethoven!" (listening to “Big T" Trump speak for him)