Episode 411

Quarantine cooking and hospitality with social distancing.


 * Pete’s hip surgery is set for Tuesday and the town of Fredonia has noticed his ailments.
 * The Maniscalcos head up to Santa Barbra for a getaway bringing up discussions of vacationing with kids and thoughts on going to the beach.
 * The guys discuss how well the wives run things and what domesticated family life was like back in the day of their grandfathers.
 * Sebastian passes the cooking baton to Lana after a lackluster taste test, and she runs with it in stride.
 * Pete wonders if he can get in trouble for flipping off security cameras.
 * The Correale household accidentally has food delivered to their house and Jackie goes the extra mile to keep it fresh while trying to track down the recipient.


 * Pete: “I’m thinking like I’m probably gonna jog out of there, do a slow jog.”
 * Pete: “You ever leaving there too and people are showing up, like ‘what the fuck are you doing guy? What, are you sleeping here tonight?’”
 * Sebastian: “After two pages I gotta turn to my wife and go ‘Fucking hot out here huh?’”
 * Pete: “I would rather sing a Justin Bieber song than sing 6 Feet Apart…dude again, that’s like accepting it.”
 * Pete: “Bro, I didn’t know what a fucking avocado was until I was 27 years old.” Sebastian: “I didn’t even think they had avocados back in 1978.”

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