Episode 165

The guys play a game called "Is This Cheating," and are surprised to learn how young their audience is!


 * Sebastian is coming fresh off a $225 massage
 * Pete is digging in to home improvement projects since "getting snipped", despite lukewarm compliments from family
 * Pete's Easter houseguests lose their keys, a discussion of appropriate etiquette.
 * The bathtub story is revisited.
 * An excerpt from the Undisputed Truth, the Mike Tyson Story.
 * A discussion of a man you commits suicide after losing his free buffet pass
 * "Is this cheating?"
 * Sebastian recommends the salted caramel at Carmela on Third & Fairfax.
 * A discussion of kissing family/children on the lips
 * Clips from the show are being used in a college course as specimens of dialect
 * Pete is preparing for his Showtime special, sans bullet points
 * Eddie Lobenhaufer reaches out to Sebastian after being name checked in Episode 161


 * Sebastian: "I don't burden people. I'm not a burden."
 * Sebastian: "I don't want to come down in the morning and see you, possibly barefoot, with shorts on making a cup of coffee. I don't wanna see that."
 * Sebastian: "I don't ever remember seein' my Dad's dick!"
 * Sebastian: "This is an adult show. This ain't Sesame Street, guy."
 * Sebastian: "As soon as you take your clothes off in front of me, our friendship's over."