Episode 238

Sebastian has to confront raccoons, they play a round of Italian Take, and find out who is the best dancer!


 * 7 o’clock wed 10 eastern recording time.
 * Pete hits up Sebastian for tickets for himself and his “dear friends”
 * Sebastian changes his phone number, alerting Pete to his achieving a new level of fame.
 * Pete purchases the floor model bed from Ikea.
 * Sebastian is broadcasting from his home for the first time in 22 months.
 * Sebastian gets into a confrontation with raccoons, causing him to scale a fence in retreat and purchase traps.
 * Pete recalls his encounter with a bear, Sebastian assesses his ability to fend off an attack.
 * Sebastian attends a wedding in Park City, Pete pines over what to bring to Lenny Marcus’ wedding.
 * Sebastian discusses his wife’s lack of dance rhythm, Pete accuses him of being a selfish dancer while boasting about his own prowess.
 * Italian Take: Russia’s presidential endorsement, sleeping in a house with sketchy past, playing football alongside women.


 * Biscuit thought he could pull off the double denim look…like he works the door at a 1980s gay nightclub!
 * Nobody wants to accidentally look over and see your little goose dick!
 * I’m bringin’ Lana in and goin’ Let’s get off the dance floor!
 * She’s holding me back because she literally looks like she has some kind of muscular problem!
 * What the hell’s a dear friend?
 * Is that Pete the comedian breakin down a bed?
 * In a lot of your photos, you look like someone just slapped the shit out of you. Is there a reason you can’t pose for a photo correctly?
 * I’m trying to do this dean martin thing with the eyes, looking down at you a little.
 * A bird, a butterfly, a bee. We’re trying to enjoy a nice piece of brie on a cracker.
 * This ain’t no grizz! Do you know your bears?
 * I’m Pete Correale and somebody tell Tom that there’s no genius in the shoe design from where I’m standing!
 * Could you sleep in that room? “I leave the country.”
 * You forgot the name of the alzeihmers foundation?!
 * Rochester NY, you can come see me there with Pete’s dear friends.