Episode 251

The guys imagine what it would be like to host the Oscars, and reveal how they first said "I love you" to their wives!


 * So you’ll sleep in a sleep sack but you’ll wear another man’s underwear.
 * He had Visene, I don’t know why maybe he thinks I swim a lot?
 * I didn’t know this baby bash was gonna turn into a destination wedding.
 * If you wanted to see my bald head, you’d have to see it flying off the brooklyn bridge with the rest of my body.
 * I just have to say you are the prettiest little 12 year old girl I’ve ever seen.
 * This is almost like grandfather behavior.
 * She had a sidepiece while she was trying to figure out what we were doing!
 * I am always judging! You gotta get over it!
 * Rarely lose your cool? Bro you threw a santa hat over the hedges a month and a half ago! In front of your pregnant wife, loaded on eggnog you made for yourself!
 * I said “I love you” and she said “and I’m happy about that.”
 * I wanna kiss your belly. Right by an old horse.
 * Ooh! Are you getting ready for the big storm?!
 * We gotta get special bags. Guy, just put it in the dumpster.
 * The Amish don’t paint. You know who paints? The Indians!