Episode 178

It's Sebastian's birthday and they have stories about getting slapped by a child, Pete taking over his neighborhood, pranking JJ Watt, and many more!


 * Pete has birthday trivia for Sebastian, including a Stallone connection
 * Pete's newsletter is going well, but less so with his medium t-shirt business
 * "Facts about pissing"
 * Sebastian is enjoying the mountains of North Carolina but finds the culture of "nine-o-clock midnight" to be a drag
 * Eavesdropping on a second conversation where the couple is fighting-an analysis
 * Sebastian is assaulted by a 5-year-old
 * Pete puts a child in her place while camping
 * Sebastian's Mom celebrates her 70th birthday
 * Sebastian grows a beard while in the wilderness, making Pete uncomfortable
 * Goodfellas-inspired show-within-a-show
 * Lana and Sebastian's houseguest game confuses NFL superstar JJ Watt
 * Pete's brother unveils a Disney vacation in spectacular fashion
 * Hamptons talk
 * Pete entices Sebastian with "ExLift" - a new app concept
 * Pete would like to subdivide his neighbor's underutilized property, ahead of his ultimate plans to demolish the neighborhood
 * Wedding gift etiquette for cheapskates
 * Pete's considering Periscoping his arguments with Jackie about his white-trash inability to empty his pockets


 * Sebastian: "Enough with the hittin!"
 * Pete: "I don't care if it rains only on your tent."
 * Sebastian: "You'll never see my asshole."
 * Sebastian: "You actually motorboat the breasts!" (re: Pete's appearance in The Gynecologists)
 * Sebastian: "On the lid of the toilet, it says 'Sebastian, you're 42, nobody gives a shit.'"
 * Sebastian: "Why is there ice here - Is that to cool off the piss?"
 * Pete: "I got Hitler." (Re: Famous people that share your birthday)
 * Henry the barber: "It's only my second time cutting your hair but I'm falling in love with you!"