Episode 211

The guys separately spend time with Brian Regan, Tony Danza, and Jerry Seinfeld!


 * Sebastian is in a dilemma having acquired two hard-to-get reservations to the same restaurant, prompting a discussion of the inner workings of the reservation racket.
 * Pete has a great time during his shows with Brian Regan and learns about peach schnapps, tour busses, Wayons brothers sexual preferences
 * Inspired by Regan's partaking of local cuisine, Pete hits up Slyman's corn beef in Cleveland.
 * Shuli checks in, offers himself and his kids as possible fill-in co-hosts.
 * Sebastian talks about his dinner at Patsy's with Tony Danza
 * Tony Danza has a full side-production of the show to prepare for this role as Sebastian's father
 * Sebastian has cast Vanessa Lachey as the Lana character, casting a child actor has him
 * Sebastian gets a master class in TV comedy via a dinner with Jerry Seinfeld and subsequent appearance at the Comedy Store
 * Sebastian reminisces about his high school girlfriend Karen taking him to see live comedy in Rosemont IL, Pete talks about his first taste of live comedy, coupled with a magic act and his first zinger.
 * Pete tells a story about Denis Leary owning a hockey rink in his old neighborhood
 * Sebastian is receiving wine in the mail despite not remembering placing the order
 * The guys discuss a name for Sebastian's TV show


 * Pete: "It used to be tequila, now it's peach schnapps. What? You writin a fuckin book?"
 * Pete: "You're sitting there in the belly of the beast goin 'yeah I hear ya!'"
 * Sebastian: "I felt like I was in 1953...the only thing missing was a little cigarette after the meal!"
 * Sebastian: "He actually hit me at the table!"
 * Pete: "No disrespect here, but I don't have any Tony Danza ukulele albums...the guy's got hobbies."
 * Pete: "Being friends with you is like being friends with Richard Branson...What'd you do last week? I got a turkey sandwich. Funny thing: I WENT to Turkey, to get a sandwich!"